This year, for Easter, I didn't even get a lump of coal. I must have been a bad girl. The Easter Bunny sent me to the store to get his eggs, and they were ALL GONE!!!!! THREE different stores. I was so sad. Whoever bought those last Bunny Eggs and didn't save any for me was a very, very, very, very selfish person- and I don't like you. Now Easter will NEVER COME! Thanks a lot. Oh, and p.s. stores- NO ONE LIKES THE CARAMEL ONES, SO STOP STOCKING THEM!
I suppose I should give props to Jesus though- he is pretty awesome. He did some pretty magical things, and I think he should try out for the Quidditch team since he's obviously very good at magic. Thanks for being so great, Jesus!
Now back to eating Peeps cause everyone knows how much we American's love to devour tiny little chicks on Easter!
**You know what's pathetic? With these pregnancy hormones, I almost CRIED at the store because they were out of cabury eggs...how sad is that?!